"I've got a request for the Weird Al version of a song, here, but I can't read the name, so we're gonna play the song and see who shows up!"

As the rhythmic squirts and squelches of the mustard into to Weird Al's "Eat It" launched out of the PA system, incredulity spread over the crowd. A near-choral gasp erupted as a plummeting blue shape snapped it's wings open, knocking the microphone stand akilter, and snatching the microphone out of the air.

"WHY YOU ALWAYS SUCH FUSSY YOUNG MAN" Gen growled, in perfect time and her 'battle cry' voice, loud and monotone. The rest of the song continued in the same vein - though thankfully she covered the microphone for the squealing bits in the center.

- Wiregeek -
So Help me God, I'm speaking in LOLCat during the day.