robkelk wrote:
I can see it now...

While backstage, Doug says something to annoy Miss Piggy. (It hardly matters what.) She karate-chops Doug... and makes full contact, as if his improbablity field wasn't there.

As Miss Piggy storms off, Doug (bent-over and clutching his stomach) says to himself, "How did she hit me?"


Edit: What, were you expecting a comment about the musical numbers?
Not surprising, I'm pretty sure that the Muppet Theater has it's own Improbability Field .

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