Randomly envisioning bits and pieces of (was it Camwyn?) the Ghostbusters/HP crossover. With a team of aurors in boiler suits with wands and proton packs debating just which station qualifies as 'Space Station Three' so they can track down Carmen Miranda...

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Of all the tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
-- C.S. Lewis