There are likely to be some undocumented bugs and features in the Catgirling Machine, just as there are in the **WHITENOISE** **WHITENOISE** **WHITENOISE** (The Julien Friez Machine has documented bugs - no two Juliens are the same, for example.)

If you run a mouse through the Catgirling Machine, do you get a Catgirl or a CatMouse? If you reverse the polarity of the process, do you get a Catgirl or a Catboy? Can the AIs running the Machine be reprogrammed without breaking the machine? Nobody's ever announced the result of such experiments...

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Rob Kelk

"Read Or Die: not so much a title as a way of life."
- Justin Palmer, 6 June 2007